Eight years ago, Beverly Hills urologist James Elist invented the penuma, a new form of cosmetic surgery to enhance the male penis. For $16,000, Dr. Elist makes an incision just above the patient’s penis and inserts a penuma, a silicone sheath, into the shaft. pictureSince list began operating in 2015, it has operated on approximately 5,000 patients and has a long waiting list of clients. Cosmetic surgeons from all over the world come to learn his craft. (Elist was also sued by a patient who was dissatisfied with the results of his surgery. More on that later.)
For the latest installment in our series on The Secret Lives of Men, we interviewed Sergio Costa*, a 23-year-old club doorman from Tampa who underwent implant surgery late last year. Whatever reason Costa has for this surgery, he’s thrilled with the results. Decatin’s energy seems to be more than just an unspeakable aura. It may be medically provided.
*In order to maintain anonymity, the names of the participants have been withheld.
Sergio Costa, 23, Tampa
When I was in high school, I wouldn’t go so far as to call it an “addiction,” but I was addicted to cross-dressing. My best friend and I went to the gym together. We tackled everything: pre-workouts, SARMs, steroids. we tried it all. We put shit in our bodies and we didn’t even know what it was.
One day at the gym this guy said, ‘Dude, I have this. This is how I started using Cialis.
Cialis was magical. Previously, it probably lasted a minute or two. At that point I tried everything: rhino pills, horny goat weed, royal honey. But with Cialis, it lasted longer, performed better, and gave me more confidence.
Now that the performance problem was solved, I started thinking about how to make it bigger. Next thing I know I’m using the Bathmate Penis Pump. It has become part of my routine. Use the penis pump in the shower after your workout. I used it almost every day from the age of 16 to 21. I’ve also tried jelking and extenders.
I insisted on making it bigger. Watch YouTube videos of people saying how important size is. When I played soccer in high school, I never got naked in the locker room. Going to PornHub or RedTube and watching these pornstars with huge horse cocks didn’t help. When kids see that shit, it fucks them, you know?
Everyone in my high school was sexually active. I always hear people say, “Oh, that guy has a small penis.” I remember a friend once using Porta Potty. Children were arrested by him and videotaped him. I could see his penis in the video. Everyone at school had that video—girls, boys—and they all teased him for having a little piece.
Women also participate in it. I always had this paranoia of women gossiping about me being the guy who sucks in bed. , guaranteed to talk about how much you sleep in bed. Honey, that penis was 11 inches.” Little children answer the phone and listen to this song.
The thing is, it’s true. I don’t care what anyone says about the movement of the sea. To win the top girl, you have to bring something to the table.
The guy who sold me Cialis eventually got me into his business. I let everyone try it for free and every time I get a text message the next day saying “Okay, let’s get more.” I used to sell them for $10 a tablet and sell 20 to 30 a week.
I have tried all these methods to make my creations bigger. what’s next? I was looking into penile surgery and it wasn’t what I had in mind. Many people report suffering from complications. I thought, “I would never do that.”
Then I found Dr. Elist. His procedure seemed safer. It’s also FDA approved. many others are not. He enters through the pubic area just above your penis, turns your penis inside out, slips the silicone in, puts your penis back in place, and then stitches you up. There is, but that’s it.
I have seen all the testimonials from Dr. Elist’s patients. All these people say the surgery was life changing. But I didn’t want to be his guinea pig. Surgery was still new and I was still in high school. I thought, I’m going to keep an eye on this guy. And subscribed to his YouTube channel.
In college, I met this girl who lives in Georgia. Oh my god, this chick was a fucking smoke show. I have never seen a girl like this before. i slept with her When a girl is in that high position, it’s hard to handcuff her or get you to commit, so we just stayed friends.
Two years later I met another smoke show chick. She had a huge rack. She’s staring at me, I’m staring at her. She asked if she could go to the bathroom with me, so I thought, Game StartShe slammed me in the door and we figured out.
I have hair, I have tan, I have muscle. I take care of myself It must be my dick.
At that point, I said, “Okay, I’ve got an appointment with Dr. Elist as soon as possible.”
The surgery cost $16,000, but I sold Cialis and saved $30,000. Fly to Beverly Hills. My uncle lives there. I told him I had bladder surgery. The best bladder surgeon in the country lives in California. (He bought it. He’s kind of naive.)
Dr. Elist was very candid with me. He made sure I knew I wasn’t going to walk out with his 9 inch cock. He has to work on what you started. He also told me that I was adding too much girth so the length increase would seem minimal.
I was 21, but the staff at Dr. Elist told me I was the youngest and hadn’t had surgery. Some are 18 years old.
In the operating room, I sat there and thought. is this a good idea? What if I have complications and my penis is broken for the rest of my life? Sitting there waiting forever. That was the scariest part.
I am in a wheelchair and woke up on the sidewalk. It really hurt. It was the worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life. 10 times less pain. I could feel the pulse in the work. I got home, went to the bathroom and pulled my pants down. My dick looked like a mummy out of all the bandages.Men get erections several times a night when they sleep. If you have this surgery, you can learn it quickly. I woke up many times because of the pain.
I was like a little kid when he took the bandage off. I was like, “Yo, this is insane.” The surgery increased my girth by 2 inches and my length by 1 inch. I’m now in the top 5% of men in terms of girth. If you were to put me next to 10 other men right now, I’d probably have a bigger girth than all of them.
However, you cannot have sex for 3 months after surgery. It’s like having a sick car and not being able to drive. It’s just sitting in the garage. I remember the day Dr. Elist emailed me and wrote, “You’re fine.”
Immediately, my girlfriend was like, “Oh my god.” This dick can do some damage. After the surgery she went crazy all the time. We had never used toys before. She was more vocal, calling me “daddy” and “daddy” during sex.
The girl from Georgia ran out to see me when she heard I had surgery. She hooked up with me, flew back in, and she texted me that “she needs to break up with her boyfriend.” I sound cocky, but it’s true.
Surgery changed everything for me. Maybe it’s because of my personality, but girls are more interested in me now. They are always trying to understand me. They seem to know I’m carrying something there. Attention attracts even more attention. Girls see me with hot girls smoking, who is he? I was chasing a girl. Now it comes naturally.
Kind of like Pete Davidson. He’s beating out the hottest celebs in the world here, but he’s not the most attractive one. Because there is
Honestly, it’s kind of sad. I had to do all this to get to this point.
Editor’s Note: Penuma’s procedure has generated some controversy.Dr. Elist Subject of Class Action Alleges that doctors falsely advertised Penuma as a penis augmentation device. this is Approval by the Food and Drug Administration is for correcting malformations in a patient’s penile tissue. Many men undergo surgery for purely cosmetic reasons. The procedure broke my penis and left me in excruciating pain.In response to Esquire’s inquiry regarding this lawsuit, Elist’s attorneys issued the following statement: Medical Devices and other parties vigorously defend this frivolous lawsuit. ”